Friday, 29 May 2009

Blog.

Yeahhhhhh. I don;t know why I'm blogging. I don't quite understand why my head is in one of those states of confusion you usually go through when your like 14. But I'm just in one of those..bleugh moods? Wtf.

Summer is beginning. Reallly soon. So lots of fun and stuff..so I kinda should be excited. I should be.

I have once again come to the conclusion that gay guys are all complete tossers. Nothing except general reflection on life has made me think this. So it's not like something happened. Well no relationships. There's this one guy speaking to me on MSN who is heading towards being blocked though. He's just an arsehole.

*do you like me btw?:L
*i just worry i annoy you:L
*cause i think your a lovely guy.. just wish you would relax at times:L

Wtf? I've not spoken to him in about 2 months, this is the first time hes said hi to me in like 2 months seriously. I don't even know who he is, what age he is or where he even comes from!?! I just don't understand at all. Also...

*and well all know its easier to break into fort knox than get close to you!:L

Well that's one way of saying I'm not like every other slaggy as fuck gay guy. This is the bst bit..

*i just guess im more care free:L
*dw, im not like judging:L

He can tell this over a few shody msn convos how??

ARSEHOLE.

Ps, Moving Out Is Going To Be The Highlight Of MY LIFE.

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Nickelback

Last night I went to see Nickelback perform, what could quite possibly be the most amazing show I have ever seen in my life, at the SECC in Glasgow. Like OBVIOUSLY without a doubt 3 Doors Down was my all time favorite gig and nothing could ever come anywhere near as close to that experience, but in terms of a show Nickelback stole it last night. I mean honestly..OMG. Thats one if the plus sides of being a fan of a really big band, they spend more on making everything look amazing! SHIT loads of fireworks, sooooo much fire and explosions and effects and shit. I was on the big screen about 15 times, no exaggeration. Oh and btw, they were filming the video for Burn It To The Ground and theres a high chance that Allyson, Jade, Ryan and Myself will be in it. We were speaking to a man who works for MTV, I know eh? Absolutely amazing night. Did I forget to mention I was at the very front and that Chad Kroeger looked right at me? And being able to see Daniel Adair perform was just (L) Im sooo gutted he left 3 Doors Down. But BLOODY HELL that man can fucking DRUM! I Mean holy shit! I just love when you get a band that know how to play there instruments properly and dont have to be doing something ridiculous to get peoples attention. ''Look at me! I'm original because NOBODY has played like THIS before!'' They are just genuinly amazing at what they do and how they do it, that's why rock will never die.

Ps, Today, Sky News told me that my Auntie Anne is in hospital with a Brain Haemoridge. Don't you just LOVE it when your family don't tell you these things and a marquee at the bottom of a news channel does it instead? I don't.

Sunday, 17 May 2009

Check out the brains on Brett

Well. This weekend has been eventful hasn't it. I can't wait to look back on this particular blog. Because it's the one that contains information about times like sitting outside with Kieran for near on 3 hours making sure he was okay after he almost hit the floor after 4 consecutive tequila shots. Or the time where on a night out in Edinburgh with Claire and her family it took us 2 hours to get a table for dinner. And how Claire was almost sick on top of a woman who was peeing behind a wall.

Allow me to elaborate.

Friday was the night of Jake's house party to celebrate his 18th Birthday. It was amazing, as per usual it took me a scary amount of drink to get me drunk. 2 pints of pear cider, 2 Mickey fins shots, Southern Comfort Lime and Lemonade and 4 Tequila shots before I actually felt anything. Unfortunately for Kieran, he was following in my footsteps drinking nearly as much as I was except he didn't quite handle it aswell as I did. We spent hours on Jakes porch before he was eventually sick. Then another hour inside trying to get him to bed but staying with him to make sure he didnt die on his own puke. But tbh, it sounds really bad but I reallly didn't mind doing it. I would much rather have made sure he was ok anyway. And it was still a really amazing night. Only got two hours sleep because me and Marc stayed up till 5 talking about complete shite while we lay next to a complete stranger who hadn't talked to us all night.

Last night me and Claire went to Edinburgh on a night out because her cousin is moving to Australia. I felt soo mental being able to just walk into loads of pubs without getting ID'd lmao
We were meant to go for dinner at eight but Claires cousin didn't like the manager so he shouted a lot and we all had to leave. Hilarious.

On our way back to the car at about 1 Claire was struggling on the cobbles with her heels so was grabbing onto a wall for support. That was until she put her hand directly onto a slug and squashed it lmao She started gagging over the wall, it wasn't a very big wall so she could lean over it. What Claire didn't notice, was the woman on the other side of the wall...innocently taking a piss. I turn round to see a woman squatting down half naked, staring up at Claire who is gagging on her face. By far one of the most hilarious yet bizarre things I have ever seen in my entire life.

I stayed at Claires then she came to mines today and we went to Asda, watched Sin City and Pulp Fiction. Both films or amazing. I've had Sin City for about 2 days and watched it loads already. I can't remember when my last blog was or what it was about. But incase I haven't already mentioned it I have left school, it was a bloody amazing day. I will never forget how amazing it was. Roll on uni..even though I'm scared as hell.

Ps, I Love How I have A Drama Exam Tomorrow. NAAT.

Monday, 11 May 2009

Terrible

Well, tonight has been bloody awful. Mark decided not to go to the same University as me. I am convinced the next 4 years of my life will be ruined by Mark's absence. Now I am moving home, city, surrounding and environment without a single friend. I know for a fact it will still be an amazing time. But right now, I'm hating the idea that now I'm leaving ALL of my closest friends behind. I never wanted this to happen. This is where life really starts.

Imagine...not seeing Mark in ages. And we meet up...and there's no spark or anything their. There's no banter...we don't know what to say or do cause its just so awkward cause we haven't spoken in so long and a lot of things are different. Imagine that unique banter we have just disappearing. It's terrible.

And if that's not bad enough. I have the ever so thoughtful Ciara turning on me out of completely nowhere. I cannot possibly explain how random and out of the blue she has been. And I never in my life thought she would be so completely selfish. Tonight has been disgustingly strange, weird and WTFish. It's bloody horrible.

Ps, Wtf.

Sunday, 10 May 2009

Weekend In May

Well, this weekend I practically did nothing. Friday night saw me off to a good start with Ryan's 18th Birthday party. I got into a state of weird drunkenness I've never felt before. It kinda felt a wee bit different. But apparently I acted the same. Coming out with constantly amazing one liners, insulting peoples parents accidentally, annoying everyone with accents for a whole hour but generally having an amazing time with the people I was around. All to do it again next Friday at Jake's Birthday haha

Apart from the party, all I did was watch films. El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Teeth, Transformers and Donnie Darko.

The first three were AMAZING. Robert Rodriguez is without a doubt my favorite director. I could bore myself by going into all the little details as to why I love him so much but I won't. Plus I don't want to be a total film snob lmao but I do love the occassional film knowledge banter.

Teeth was outragous.

Transformers was as spectacular as ever.

And even though I've seen Donnie Darko about ten times I still don't fully understand it. But I do think it is fantastically written.

I have school in 8 and a half hours. I will be my 4th last day of school ever. I cannot wait.

Ps, WTF Was With The Weather Today?

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Tampons and Space Hoppers

Today, at school we had a massive Wet Tampon fight. It was absolutely amazing.

Tonight, I went to Limekilns with Robyn and Kirsty to Jakes house. We took MASSIVE Space Hoppers, held them in front of us and ran full speed into each other. I catapulted Kirsty into a bed of nettles, and Jake threw Robyn so high that she couldn't stand up because her back was completely fucked. It's all on video and was really quite exciting.

Ps, I Have Not Been As Bored As I Am Right Now In Quite Some Time.

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Bloody Frightening

I just got the fright of my life there! I totally forgot my Blogger password lmao
That's what I get for not blogging since March.

Well, March. Seems like SOOO long ago. Insane amounts of stuff has happened since then. And purely because I haven't blogged them down, I cannot remember a single thing. This will teach me. I do however have a loose end to tie up from my last blog, I said that there's only two people that truly know me. That's a completely inconsiderate lie, because there's three. And the third is the amazing Natalie Dobbie. And she is brilliant. I love her loads and it's not even funny how much I will miss her when me and Mark go to Uni.

Mark has basicly decided he is going to Queen maragret btw :) which is a TOTAL result.
As much as I literally cannot wait for the start of my new life (6 days left of school) there is one thing that genuinly freaks me out. People changing. To be honest, I don't care if Average Joe changes. But I will care if Claire, Mark or Natalie do. They are completely amazing right now. And I do not want them to change. Yes, when I go to Uni I expect me and Mark will make new friends, as will Claire and Natalie when they go to college. But what I don't want is a new best friend. Nobody will ever replace any of them. And for any of them to change, it would absolutely destroy me. This is especially directed at Mark. And I know you will read this, so don't bloody change or I will hate you LOADS. Don't be a sheep! Speaking of change, WTF? Why have you (not Mark) all of a sudden become this overly stuck up person? I mean really? Proper boke. NOT cool to look down on people. Your opinions can be wrong, deal with that. I just don't understand how some people can say certain things. If only they could hear how ridiculous they sound.

LIGHTER NOTE! I only have 6 days left of school EVER! Today was awesome because Mark brought in his Wii. We played it loads. Hate Drama soooo much and English is the bane of my life. But I passed my final Biology NAB! We also talked about LOADS of films we are planning for this summer. Summer '09 is going to be bloody amazing!! OMG BTW. Forgot to say, me and Claire are going on holiday to FLORIDA on 22nd June :D HOLY CRAP. How bloody AMAZING will that be? Jesussss!!! I'm currently very bored but I need to go do the dishes before Ryan comes for me at 8. Pooooo.

Ps, I Absolutely Love The Novelties Of Toilet Duck.