Saturday, 4 July 2009

Crime Time

Florida's crime rate is absolutely horrendous!!!
Within half an hour off CNN I was informed off:

1) A man commited suicide at a Shooting Range by turning his rented gun on himself.

2) A 2 year old girl was abandoned at the Florida Mall by her parents.

3) Another 2 year old girl was strangled to death by a stray Boa Constrictor which used to be her hillbilly fathers pet.

4) A Boa Constrictor was stabbed. (I thought that would be funny to add)

And this isn't really a crime but a maintanence worker at Universal Studios was wanged on the head by one of the Dueling Dragons during the morning test run. All this stuff happened within a few miles of where I'm staying. So imagine the rest of Florida.

Crazy stuff. Goodnight.

Ps, Fate Doesn't Seem To Like Me Much.

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